This week on ‘Launch Control’:

Do you love that it’s slower than a Camaro?

I can smell the unwashed fedora from here, wow.

Not necessarily once a day, but there actually is something to be said for a good ol’ fashioned Italian Tuneup.

... dammit. You’re right.

I’m good with multiples of 5, but I do stay away from 1, 3, 7 & 9. Weird habit...

I do prefer shrimp and steak flavored shit than ramen flavored shit though.

Indeed, the rest of us spend our days sitting in plastic lawn chairs shooting cans off of old washing machines wishing we could live in NYC.

BWA HA HA HA HA, 1ST tier city! Yeah right! Go to a real city. See how it should be done. NYC is a toilet. Only a moron would live there on purpose.

more reasons to not live in NYC

This but less starting over. Don’t build mega cities in deserts

I’d love to see Jalopnik break off from the garbage that is the rest of formerly known as Gawker universe trash.

I’m still stuck on why someone with a 620 credit score is buying a new car.

THAT is the travesty.

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Doing these maneuvers with a lift = tipped over Smartcar?

This is not the best comment in the world.

I’m more of a 77-78 kind of person, but I fully support this opinion.

Trick question. Trans-Am with T-tops is the best Camaro.

That’s ok, I’ve got room in the back of my fridge, next to some 4 year old teriyaki sauce.

I was going to get one, but I kept forgetting. Besides, my doctor’s office is an entire 10 blocks from my work, lol. Anyway, why don’t they just sell them in a self-administerable kit? Then lazy forgetful people like me could just buy one at the store, then leave it in a drawer all winter instead. : P