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The Hufflepuff Liz Lemon
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So, I still come here because it’s helped me develop confidence and a voice in my feminism and to kill the “cool girl” I occasionally wanted to be. But a lot has changed in the last year or two.

It’s like you’re IN my life. 😂

Middle aged happily married woman with a great husband, turns down a promotion, hits a wall in her life and instead of divorce and running away to find herself through cultural appropriation and a younger man, stays and figures out her next steps. She ends up becoming a screenwriter, writing about her life of hitting

Tennesseeans are too busy trying to amend their constitution to say that Liberty is granted by God Almighty to worry about those paltry concerns.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

I’m working on a screenplay (more as a thinking exercise and creative outlet than any actual ambition to do a damn thing with it) and my actual notes are “whatever the fuck is the opposite of ‘Eat, Pray, Love.” Having read this article, I feel even more justified in those notes.

“Engage in graft that remains hidden from the masses” would have been my pick.

Omg BusPass...

I know nothing about what is from, but my husband and his mother occasionally say it in stereo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Y’all, I cannot fuck with the fucking voice of that man anymore. A clip comes on CNN, and I start yelling, “D———, I cannot WITH THAT FUCKER.” I may keep yelling until he changes the channel.

They were pretty affectionate, now that I think about it...

I’m pretty sure he’s still compensating for college experiences, but whatevs. $75M can do a lot of good.

I think I wanted a more “adult” space at the time? He is pretty flexible, I don’t think he would have cared. I have kind of a mindset of how I want rooms to look, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

My bad! 😂

$75M donation.

❤️I love it!

That’s bullshit. I still have my brown bear and a white tiger, and they were on my bed until I got married.

OMG I do this too!!! I’m in “the room where it happens” some of the time but I’m always calculating minority and female representation!!

My company recently added paid parental leave for both genders-pretty progressive policy, and helps us compete for young talent. 🎉

There’s all sorts of opportunities for conflict and humor without hating each other. The big three (sex, money, kids) are relatable to everyone and a gold mine without having to hate your spouse. My better half and I sure as hell don’t hold hands and sing Kumbaya.