This video was a big part of my personal sexual development, and when I realized, without understanding it, that I was REALLY into Helena Christiansen. Holy fuck. It remains a top five fucking song to this day.

Goddamn it. I love ATL but looks like I’m moving north after all.

I do both and I feel amazing. I do a mix of strength training, metabolic conditioning, and high intensity interval training. I’ve been sedentary pretty much my entire adult life, and finally said fuck it last year and paid out of my ass for a trainer and a fancy pants gym where I felt safe and comfortable. A year…

Choose YOUR story! My other half moved twice for me (Charleston and Atlanta) and when the last two offers came (Philly and Denver), he was done and ATL was home. He was adamant that he couldn’t do it again, and as we sat in the Denver airport, it was just so clear it was hurting him. And I had to decide my story-which…

Y’all. Y’all. I have discovered heaven in a lip balm. Balmyard’s Lip Balm is incredible. It is beautiful, and fresh, and leaves a nice berry stain. It’s expensive as fuck for a balm ($32) and you have to be willing to go to Goop.com but omg. ❤️❤️❤️

Y’all. Y’all. I have discovered heaven in a lip balm. Balmyard’s Lip Balm is incredible. It is beautiful, and fresh,…

Yeah I hit Tupelo Honey last time I was home. I know one of the owners of Chai Pani, and they are good too, but you just can’t beat shrimp narm garam and peshwari naan. Granted, my husband and I went there on our first date (back when it was in that shithole hotel), got engaged there, and served it at our rehearsal…

I lived there for 30 years, and go back regularly as my parent live there (until June 29th when they’re moving here). Sahib is hands down the best Indian food I’ve ever had, I love some other places as well, but... I have too many people from there on my FB feed and... it’s challenging. I am probably biased. Hopefully…

Boss for several years with a large ass team in 7 states: no. This is not normal. How is she not busy? My job is great and flexible and I have downtime that I will never confess to, but good grief. I do not have time to monologue at ANY employee for three hours.

I got a Mirena four weeks ago. Immediate observations:

*raises hand* as someone who grew up in Johnson City, I would respectfully, but strongly, suggest they go to Asheville.

Amen. I grew up on a farm with actual dairy cows. It is relentless, 24-7-365 sweltering freezing backbreaking work. I physically worked from childhood, and my life revolved around the cows.

I dunno-I think asking people making current art to be better than the misogynist assholes who have dominated arts, literature, and government for...well, since the world started, more or less, isn’t necessarily asking for too much. Attitudes towards women, minorities, LGBTQA+, etc. SHOULD be judged progressively- if…

It works great (source-I make a very similar dip ALL the time)

And then kicks her off an jet ski 😂

Actually, he does, you’re right. I think he talks about how nice and kind and smart she is and some other stuff. Showing is better than telling, but I think they made at least a half ass effort.

Shit I just realized one of my best friends from high school was in his graduating class. Might be worth it to go back to the reunion to pick his brain. 😂😂😂

*raises hand* I am a Christian and I believe that the sinkholes are going to be our plague until we get rid of that fucker. (I didn’t say I was a good Christian.)

Yes, my friends were setting me up with deadbeat cousins and younger brothers and shit. I had to lockdown my other half on my own.

Not even dentist and doctor money.

Is it wrong that I laughed at this? Like to the point other parents at flag football looked at me funny? (I read Jezebel at football because the alternative is coming out of my seat like a rabid badger when someone shoved my darling after he pulls their flag for a loss of yards. 🤷🏻‍♀️)