Uh-yeah, I’m aware. I’m jut sick of her being preluded by him. Just thinking how I would feel if I were constantly referred to as “Randy X’s victim” instead of my name, even in reference to the crime.

Lauren-

Straight passing as I’m married to a man, but was slowly coming out to people who are important to me, and now slammed the door shut again after we elected the Orange Bigot.

Amen to that. I have a regular old iPhone issued by my company and I still keep all questionable texts to my personal phone, even if it’s just a joke about smoking a bowl and popping two Xanax after a shitty day. If I worked for the government I don’t think I would even want to text on my work phone period.

I mainly come for The Adventursea of Marzipan and Henri these days. It’s like my reward for reading the entire article.

Awww, Marzipan.

To establish my leftist cred, I wear a shirt that says liberal killjoy to the gym and I’m good with that.

I’ll donate the envelopes.

My better half is always discussing what he will install in the nursery for our next kid (assuming we manage to have one in our advanced age). He sells green, non-toxic chemical systems, including odor suppressants and cleaning products, and cackles at what he could do with baby poop. (He was in banking the entire…

Default standard = married, scheduled, weekly, missionary, hetero, lights off, ten minutes total?

But Will’s nose. Whoever did that deserves a bonus. It’s scary accurate.

Pete>>>> Che>>>> an actual houseplant>>>> Colin Jost.

I LOVED IT! I watched it last night (Sunday) because my crippling anxiety isn’t satisfied with the twenty slide deck and three rehearsals I did for tomorrow’s presentation. Instead it thought I should go in sleepless. 🙄 That being said, Kate as Meuller was my favorite bit. Also, the prosthetics were on POINT…

Trump makes my brain bleed.

Me too. Partly because I have been in that situation and chose to terminate a pregnancy, and I carry around an immense amount of complex feelings about that decision (guilt, shame, weird feelings about the guilt and shame, the knowledge that omg I would have fucked up my entire life, enough religious indoctrination to…

Is...is he wearing Velcro shoes?

Indeed.

I respect your decision and I’ll happily eat your cheese. 👍🏼

So... why are you doing this to yourself?

Cheese >>> chocolate