There’s been quite a bit of chatter about her dad demanding a million dollar bonus to sign with an agency and his overall career management. It makes me cringe.

I’m sorry, I should have been more clear. Her dad seems incredibly gross and greedy. The studio doesn’t seem to be the issue.

Thank you. The whole way Millie Bobbie Brown’s career has been handled is incredibly gross.

I’ve never had lemonade Girl Scout cookies but I ordered some today and I can’t wait!

He also did shots of Prince William and Kate Middleton for their engagement.

Jesus, thanks for that.

In case any of you missed it earlier this week, Stephen Miller made me think of “soaking” sex, and now I insist EVERYONE share that knowledge. Also, the Slytherin Criss Cross got a new haircut and beard trim and It. Is. Smoking. Hot. So this week had its ups and downs.

Ok, I’m incredibly confused. Bristol was pregnant during the campaign-it was announced. So...whose baby is this supposed to be? ALSO Bristol’s? Wtf?

High-fiving a million angels...

Marzipan and Henri! It’s like a children’s book!

High fiving a million angels...

So if you dig through the chain, the answer is in there. But...because several people have been traumatized, I’m leaving it as a choice for you to go looking. 😂

As someone who uses a lot of self tanner, I can attest to the truth in this statement. Some people are not meant to reach certain shades. Self-tanner gets me to a lovely shade of peachy-brown and lets me use medium makeup. No matter what, I never get past that shade. So... just find the right damn ethnicities in the…

Just because I think everyone should know:

Penis soaks in vagina without moving.

Well, now, that is quite funny.

😳 What did I just read?

I’ve read this article a couple of times to try to decide how I feel. On one hand, she’s youngish, fresh, energetic, and may have new ideas about how to deliver content in a digestible format for their target demos as they evolve. On the other, print media requires a very specific set of skills, and “pivoting” in…

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It TOTALLY creeps me out, the idea of some guy laying on top of me and not moving. *shudders*