The man soaks his penis in a wet vagina without moving.

I just defined it up the chain for all the poor souls like you who NEED this knowledge (mostly I just don’t want to be alone in this knowledge.)

Apparently, a practice by which a young man “soaks” his penis in a willing vagina without moving. It’s the movement that makes it a sin.

I’m pretty sure I’m the only one of my IRL friends who knows what soaking is-I read a LOT of stuff online that my friends won’t touch. It’s why I’m good at Cards Against Humanity too. The last round, on NYE, I explained fleshlights, smashing the patriarchy, and seppuku. My husband just cackled the entire time.

Why, WHY, did you put that in my head? I just learned last week what “soaking” sex is and for some awful reason, my brain chose THIS moment to float that idea as a Stephen Miller option. I’m trying not to vomit 🤢

He is so grateful. His ASSHOLE owner surrendered him to the rescue and we happened to see him at a dog fair once they had him ready to go. We weren’t even looking for another dog-my boys had just gone to look while I was at Ulta. When they got him, he’d never been fixed, hadn’t had his shots, and had worms and fleas.…

Technically, I guess he IS a lapdog. When I work from home, he does all he can to climb in my lap-every time I have to get up, it’s like I personally insulted him.

I LOVE getting Marzipan pictures on shitty days.

I love the blank stares when I say ACA.

I’m pretty sure I’ve always thought it was said N-Y-P-D-probably due to NYPD Blue, as I personally don’t have a lot of occasion to discuss the NYPD outside of a larger social context discussion. However, now I would like to start referring to it as Nipped and using it in more than just reference to the NYPD. It can be…

Oh man is this true. People act horrified and offended when you negotiate your salary. The only reason I have my current salary is that my boss-a 50 year old white man-backed my request during my most recent promotion and had the clout to get it done.

This is definitely not grounds for dismissal in the US. It can be frustrating, as there are often reasons for salary disparity that have not a damn thing to do with race or gender (a big one is merit increases, as well as negotiated starting salary). We have ranges for each position at my company, and there is…

I will march into 2018 wearing ripped jeans, Doc Maartens, an “Angry Liberal Feminist Killjoy” tshirt, and perfect hair and makeup. I live in one of the reddest states in the Union-this is tantamount to a rebel uniform 😂

Mine is loaded with Herradurra Anejo Tequila. I share.

I love Bodak Yellow so freaking much.

Red Ragtop is a legit gorgeous song, but very poignant. I actually feel very similar about Eminem and Ed Sheeran’s new song River-I got so depressed by the end when they terminate the pregnancy. (I had to make a similar decision 16 years ago and they hang with you, even if it was definitely the right decision. Maybe…

I was about to say the same thing. There are two specialists on my team, and while I know what the results should be, how they get to those results can be a mystery. I don’t train them-their counterparts from other channels do. Now, I would also say, I would never, ever pretend that because I “supervise” them, I’m in…

I watch every game hoping Brady breaks his leg.

Is this because you hate the Pats? In which case, welcome and please sit by me.

I have a “McMansion” 🙄 in the burbs and go with warm tones and cozy too-lots of rich browns, rusts, reds, comfy couches and throws, furniture that begs you to curl up and read or take a Sunday nap.