I hate hate hate it when journalists use wiggly adverbs like: purportedly, reportedly, or allegedly.

Actually Othello the character could likely have been anywhere from MiddleEastern to Black as the Moores ( more accurately the people who came to be known as the Moores) where initially from the MiddleEast but conquered the North African territory that became their power base.

Why wouldn’t black men be able to play Hamlet? I get that Othello is pretty specifically black, but virtually every other character except maybe Shylock in the Shakespeare canon is ethnicity-free, and new interpretations playing with gender and race are WAY more interesting because of it.

One time my boyfriend noticed that I had a hair stuck to my face. When he went to pull it off my entire cheek drew toward him like he had hooked a fish. When it finally released from its pore it had to have been four inches long. I look at myself every day, how did I not once see that growing!

The commonality of denying girls an education over clothing doesn’t make it any less wrong.

My mom frequently bought me boys costumes. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle one was the best by far. So, you *can*, but the issue is that little girls shouldn’t be getting the message that those things are for boys. They’re for everyone.

All they had to say was “we appreciate you taking the time to address this matter. Our current fall line is closed, but we will address our need to expand the costume choices for girls in the near future. Thanks for being a customer.” The end. Why are people so bad at public relations?

Which raises an interesting point about a candidate who wants to be president but wasn’t born in the US. Are the right-wing birther crackpots not going after Cruz because Canada isn’t in Africa, or because he’s white?

Yesterday, Ellen Page confronted Republican candidate Ted Cruz at the Iowa State Fair

it works as reflexology

Vomiting on command is the world’s worst superpower. It’s like you and the sea cucumber, who vomits its intestines onto things when it’s frightened.

I think a lot of what goes on with guys is just porn overexposure. Lots of deep throat, lots of gagging, and the performers all doing it with a smile. And guys don’t grok that A) those women are pros; and B) there’s a whole lot of lube in those shots.

I’ve barfed mid-beej before, just once. Boy thrust too hard, and BLAM! Puked on his dick. I eneded up swallowing it, didn’t even stop. Ever since then, I make sure I’m 100% in control of the depth and thrusting.

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

Yes. Why don’t guys understand how hard a blow job is?! IT’S CALLED A BLOW JOB!

“After he was halfway through the drink, he noticed that it contained two blue gel pills and a napkin at the bottom.”

I’m gonna say he put it there himself. Because he had this delusional moment where he thought maybe he’d get money out of it. I’ll be watching to see how this one shakes out. So to speak.

They are all so cute! except the one in the pink with the “let me speak to your manager” haircut... she was intolerable.