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One Night Only hardly seems approp for the occasion. I would also rule out You’re Gonna Love Me.

Are those ice cubes or sticks of butter?

I have an excuse to post this:

oh my god that is so big I’m so sorry

What the...

My submission for double creature (which really should be called creature feature.)

“This is not some creepy looking pervert. He’s entirely normal looking,”

Every city has exactly one, purely for espionage purposes.

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

“Homosexual Acts”

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

I find it rich that the same people who complain about lazy people on welfare are the ones refusing to, you know, actually do their jobs.

Theoretically this isn’t that different from chicken parm, but I get the feeling that the execution will be appalling. And greasy...

“Catching up” implies that they hang out on the reg. I love this idea so much. What do you think they chat about?

It wouldn't be worse. It would be illegal, though, because trapping/hunting/killing park squirrels is illegal in New York.