If they were real men they would clip the mic to their nips.

No, it does not, which is why I never made that assertion. The point, which I thought was fairly obvious, is that Allstate donates a lot of money to politicians who oppose equal rights for gay Americans. Allstate does not donate the money for that reason, but that is the inevitable result of their donations to the…

The point is, Allstate donates a lot of money to people who think gay Americans should be paying taxes like full citizens, but not enjoying the rights of full citizens. That's the point. Not that Allstate is particularly evil among insurance companies. That's not an assertion that I made.

Are we still on this stereotype?

That's an absolutely rude response to question that isn't written in a rude way. You don't have to agree with what the op is stating, but answer it with some professionalism.

I've slept with that guy. We've all slept with that guy.

So, this all part of the process of "leveling the playing field"? The strategy now is to "get even" instead of discouraging the objectification of women? Okay.

That seems...needlessly aggressive. :/

Also, an Englishman from the early 17th century would absolutely not have been circumcised. Even though he was not a puritan, religion was still a very touchy subject, and you wouldn't want to do anything that might make someone think you were Catholic, let alone Jewish.

You are assuming the dude has ANY idea where her pubic area is, much less her clitoris. Remember, sexual knowledge is a SIN.

They strike me as more of the "Missionary Position Using Sheet With Hole as a Barrier" type of people.

the first time that dude goes down on her, or rubs upon her mons pubis,

I think you underestimate the crazy of Quiverfull folks. The kids are always chaperoned when together before marriage to keep them "accountable."

That line IS great! Though I feel like they went to class and did homework more than, say, the Veronica Mars kids.

(Note: If you only support same-sex marriage for selfish economic reasons, you are still a shitty bigot. But it's better than nothing, I guess.)

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

Why doesn't that surfer in the background bash these skulls in with his board? I mean, they're right there. All in one place. He'll never get a better chance. And he's just walking away as if he's got something more important to do with is life.

Maybe William Tell is a billionaire in other ways.