How did I miss this one? I happened upon this article through twitter. IMaybe Google is no longer rewarding crypto negativity, or who knows? But, thank you Luke. All publicity is good publicity. I’ll let you in on a little secret. My biggest bet on crypto is the one behind these games. They are called Algorand. I’m…

This is just the beginning. The bubble is about to burst and all the shitcoins are about to die. It’s going to be a blood bath. I have one horse down. Fortunately I saw that one coming quite awhile back and got out early. These are such exciting times. If only I could place bets on which the next will be to go under.…

And so it begins. I hope yall will accept NFTs as your friends. I think it would be good for business. I’m not saying sell out, I’m saying be fair. Give a thorough critique of the matter good and bad. And if I were ya’ll you should make headlines. Start a movement to buy up as much meta stock as possible so gamers can…

Haven’t been to Disney World and 20 years and its not likely I’ll go back. I’ll just settle for the Disney metaverse. Disney sucks now anyway so oh well.

$4600 for a family of 4 and 7 days sounds like a damn good deal to me. 

The traditional console business is dying quickly. More than likely this is the final console generation. In 5 years or so cloud gaming will be the dominate platform. Also one time fees for a video game is no longer profitable. Blockchain gaming will be the preferred  business model.

Physical games have been worthless for awhile now. Every game these days ships unfinished needing huge day one updates. This should be shocking to no one. 

I appreciate the effort to review something different. Ya’ll need new strategies if the big boys aren’t going to give you review codes. I still think ya’ll should be pioneers and give thorough and fair reviews of blockchains games. I’m sorry but they aren’t going away and they will dominate the entire industry soon…

She is a Karen. Plain and simple. She needs to be blacklisted and she can go work at walmart or amazon or mcdonalds and see what she thinks about living wages then. God damn I can’t stand overly privileged white people. This is why we need more minority representation in every industry. Bayonetta 4 should feature a…

Maybe? Yeah right. You can bank on it. I used to scoff at all these remakes campcom has been doing along with silent hill and The Last of Us and so on. It’s like god do something new already. But know I understand the importance of having all of your properties running on the most modern engines. These engines are…

All they do is criticize every game company. I am sure everyone in the entire industry hates these Kotaku writers. Why would anyone send them review codes? 

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Just put another $2,000 on meta stock. 

It always warms my heart when ungrateful overly privileged white people don’t get everything they want when they whine and cry. I can’t wait for all the overly privileged American’s and other whities for euro-centric countries loose their tech jobs as they get sent over seas to poor countries like Africa where they…

The Elon Musk robot will replace them all soon enough and then they will all be free to live out their socialist dreams, collecting unemployment and food stamps and spending their days protesting and crapping on the streets because they have nothing better to do. They are going to love it. 

I’m going to throw y’all a bone and tell ya’ll that now is the time to buy crypto.

More proof web 2 is dying. Who else besides me is super pumped for Meta Connect next week? I’m hoping they have some kick ass developer tools to show. If you don’t already have a web 3 strategy in the works then you already are half way dead.

You know what I always liked about you Sisi Jiang. I think you are still very young at heart and you still really like to play games. You remind me of that game tester chick from that show Mythic Quest on Apple TV. I still feel so bad about that great article you did about mobile gaming and everyone in the comments…

I’ve come up with a great idea. I am going to start my own website where all I do is rewrite Kotaku’s articles in a more intelligent manner, and get me some of that ponzi scheme web 2.0 advertising money while there is still juice left to squeeze from that fruit. Seems that’s all ya’ll do anyway. Better yet, I’ll…

Kotaku writers sound like my dead grandma first bitching about the internet and that she needs stamps and an envelope and not no fancy email and then later bitching about smartphones for dumb people. Now that Ari is gone Zack is definitely the stupidest writer at Kotaku. Luke is still King Kry-Baby, but Zack is as…