Yeah, but what have the Romans ever done for us!?

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

“Nobody believed in us.”

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.

There are millions of people playing the game all the time!!!! Tons of people love it!!! All the reviews and negative opinions are just Fake News by people who haven’t played the game. 

They definitely don’t care, because I am an OG Billy complainer. His VAR take was next-level terrible.

Lauren, can you please take over full-time for Billy? I genuinely enjoy your concise, well-written, well-thought out articles that are not the length of Hammurabi’s Code.

My problem with both games is the awful controls. I deal with it on GTA since that game was a 360/ps3 game originally, but for red dead to have even shittier control is atjust unacceptable. Literally gonna be the last game I ever buy digitally cause that game is so boring.

I know people who like it, so maybe the game just isn’t for you?  Does insulting others for liking something you don’t make you feel big and powerful?

Your opinion is that the game is trash.  I personally know a few people who are thoroughly enjoying it.

You should fine him for making such a poor comment. He probably made some equally poor comments over the years, and deserves a retroactive fine.

Is there like a Worst Comment of The Day that I can nominate the above for? 

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

Don’t kid yourself, dude. Fortnite is squarely in microtransaction hell right next to PUBG, it’s just in a nicer room with better furniture and has a slightly better view. As far as Fortnite, “just letting people have more fun”, all of the sweaty, tryhard, wannabe pro players that show up in every match will love to…

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

No, you’re really not. Once you throw the “goon” title around, you’ve just shown you’re not. Any successful team needs a player like Wilson, who’s willing to knock the shit out of guys in the other sweater. And unlike most players in that role, he actually has the hands to score, and be out on the first line.

When the guy accused of rape

K. So but from the perspective of the guy on the field who gets booed when playing at home: playing at home for the Skins sucks. 

Everything you've said seems to back up his comments not refute them, but whatever I know some truths are hard. 

It is called pragmatism and not burning bridges.  Who would hire someone who talks shit behind their backs after leaving the company?  There is no downside to simply shutting their mouths or deflecting potentially damaging Q & A’s.