He has season tickets, too, but he plans to give them away now.

Sounds like a scrotal disaster to me. 

Brandon Ingram looks like the love child of Wiz Khalifa and Inspector Gadget.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Please stop.

People got burned by Watch Dogs so now they go out of their way to find minute differences they can rage about online.

After finding glitter all over their faces...they were like...

So these guys got into the house without force and demanded specific items instead of just robbing the victim? Yea this isn't Shady at all....

Alternate headline: “Dipshit picks fight with pro athlete, loses.”

Usually it’s just Dana White telling whatever microphone is closest that the fighter is being a pussy. 

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

You come across any rad roaches?

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

That’s a good idea! When it’s getting time to wrap it up, I like to end a dinner party by sticking my genitals in at least one of the dishes. Makes for good conversation at the next event.

oh noes my favorite most coolest thing evar got popular and now it’s not cool anymore woe is me

Why? It’s an optional mode.

Well the only reasonable answer is that whoever finds that gauntlet and engages it will immediately remove half the players from the map AND get that boastworthy kill-count. Anything else is a half-measure, pun intended.

Huawei was nothing until they stole Nortel’s source code.

Congratulations to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler for this comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.