But what does Gatorade, Reebok, and Subway think about this?

Gruden better bulk up. I think Griffin weighs about 220 lbs.

This makes me rethink game purchases at launch :(

The scarier question: has this become the new status quo?

This post doesn't exist if not for the excuse to look up Oronde Gadsden highlights.

I literally laughed at my desk when I saw the name Oronde Gadsden.

Fred Meyer aka Kroger has their shitty-ass cronuts in their shitty-ass bakery donut sampler box. It was probably the worst thing in there.

This is happening here as well. Dolly Sods Wilderness in West Virginia is known to have hundreds of live devices left over from weapons training in during WWII.

You know Matthew McConaughy didn't really go to outerspace in Interstellar, right?

This looks supremely uncomfortable...

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

They did an awful lot of grandiose victory-speech making yesterday for an ultimately failed mission.

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

Having blown an ACL in footy, twice, I'll call total bullshit on this. Sometimes it just goes. That was a glancing blow, at best; his knee just decided to blow out after a shitload of miles on it.

Come on , son. You can do much better than that.

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"