Lebron James: Oh staahhpp it!

I hear Fast and Furious 73 and 74 are coming out in December and January, respectively.

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.

I've played Destiny just about every night for the past ~6 weeks and I've barely run into any problems. (In fact, I've been kind of astonished at how stable the servers have been, for the most part.)

Read IGN's review first, and by the end of it I had no idea what the hell kind of game this is supposed to be. Followed up by an arbitrary number score.

SPIRIT Airlines.

You mean I might actually play the copy of Titanfall I haven't used since 2 weeks after launch?! All rightttt.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

Pancreas. You're thinking of it.

I think the only rule is you have to take steroids.

sorry I'm not a religious reader.

I may be a voice in the wilderness, but FUCK that Tipster and especially FUCK the NCAA. Again, could just be me thinking that.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Checks are useless in camp. It usually takes the Dolphins about 3 games to officially shit the bed.

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

They should just call it "Septembeer"

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.