King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

I smoked before work, and I started selling thousands of dollars of manufacturing machinery while crushing an everything bagel with cream cheese. Works fine for me.

Custom promethazine and codeine dispenser?

LaRussa: Oh, come on! Who cares if it was 95 miles per hour?! It was placed in a safe spot.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

"AL East a shambles?" The Orioles have the 3rd best record in baseball and are 19-10 against the vaunted AL West. And Toronto is only 2.5 games behind them.

Thank god for Cooley and Szabe

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

What terrible people. How is the NBA supposed to make any money if you just reuse old jerseys instead of burning them and buying new ones?

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

"I don't have much of a choice at the moment."

Yeah it's fucking nonsense because it demands equal comparison between men and women when they don't play in things that are comparable because they don't directly compete. Take the soccer example. Landon Donovan is our top scorer in men's soccer where he's competing in a game dominated by Europeans and South…

Honest question- did you even read this article?

Because the Williams sisters once said they could beat any man ranked below 200 and then lost to the 203rd ranked man on the same afternoon 6-2, 6-1. This kind of shit article is actually what ruins womens sports. My friends and I watch the womens World Cup with the exact same fervor and support as the mens. When…

great. We get it. Sterling is an out of touch racist... and STILL waiting for you guys to dig into Shaq for making fun of a fan who suffers from a rare disorder unsolicited on Instagram. Come on, it's okay to make fun of Shaq... you might refer to him as a "Charming Bully", had you not used that headline on Sterling…

Just looks like a bunch of police taking advantage of a situation to use their training. I haven't seen one video yet where their aggressive posture was necessary.

What's with the blanket coverage of Native American issues?

Knowing Ray, he'll probably only get 1-2.

And yet, the most egregious thing that was on him remains that fucking shirt.