"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

Having blown an ACL in footy, twice, I'll call total bullshit on this. Sometimes it just goes. That was a glancing blow, at best; his knee just decided to blow out after a shitload of miles on it.

Come on , son. You can do much better than that.

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

Lebron James: Oh staahhpp it!

I hear Fast and Furious 73 and 74 are coming out in December and January, respectively.

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.

I've played Destiny just about every night for the past ~6 weeks and I've barely run into any problems. (In fact, I've been kind of astonished at how stable the servers have been, for the most part.)

Read IGN's review first, and by the end of it I had no idea what the hell kind of game this is supposed to be. Followed up by an arbitrary number score.

SPIRIT Airlines.

You mean I might actually play the copy of Titanfall I haven't used since 2 weeks after launch?! All rightttt.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

Pancreas. You're thinking of it.

I think the only rule is you have to take steroids.