He’s like Dwight Howard and Jameis Winston put together, amazingly talented, clam chowder for brains. 

Can we just stop with the Elba-as-Bond stuff? I mean, its been going on forever. He has stated many, MANY, times he’s not doing it (part of the sport, I know). He’s entering ‘too old to play the part’ age and the only reason to cast him now is to please the internet. And to be honest, I have my doubts if the fans…

The choice of Arbys is typical. Shows the lack of business acumen that has plagued post-industrial Buffalo.

Help? From the tone of the email, this guy thinks he’s living the dream.

I’ve had sex in an Arby’s bathroom, but jacking off, that’s just pathetic!

That was more disturbing to me than the guy who jerked off at Arby’s.

We go to the game Sunday. I’m drinking airplane bottles of whatever I can find. I find my seat in the stadium, watch the kickoff, then wake up with 4 minutes left in the fourth quarter.

Totally wrong. You know Michigan will soon be passing a tax on the consumption of bottled water (never the manufacturing, because economics). Real life Robocop will be hugely sophisticated cybertronic robot capable of numerous inhuman feats, and it will be deployed against anyone consuming bottled water without paying…

The saddest part about Detroit is that they are absolute setting up to give us Robocop but it’s just going to end up being a Roomba with a knife taped to the top because it’s paid for by Little Caesar’s or Dan Gilbert.

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.

I mean, what else am I gonna do, go “grab a seat, I’m gonna be a few mins” to the poor bastard?

So not only do you use the handicapped stall without shame, you intentionally lie on your way out?

I use the handicap stall every time I poop. It’s always cleaner and I like all the kicking room i gots in there. Really let’s a man relax while he’s trying not to let other people here him loudly fart out sprays of shit in a public bathroom and being labelled as “that guy” as you walk out in shame.

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

He raps like Yoda and he talks like Wayne

Nothing is worse than gray winter. You leave for work in the dark, come home in the dark, run screaming from your car to your front door, hoping that your fingers don’t fall off from the below zero temps as you try to get the key in the door. Once you make it safely inside, you go through an entire bottle of lotion…

I want your form of synesthesia.

Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.

I just found that the Foundation books were way too reductive. 'Here's a planet of people who all have the same personality characteristics!' I haven't read them for 15+ years, but I remember the Foundation books just being tedious, a philosophy treatise crudely jammed into a scifi book.