Yes, this. I just want to see him bust into the soul stone realm where everyone is. Walk out of the ship “Hey guys I’m about to jump on this ship and get out of this dudes weird dream world anybody want to come?”

The truest expressions of buttness tend to happen when one meaty cheek meets another, combining to form one giant Voltron ass with a stink that envelopes the whole game.

They were indeed victoriass this weekend.

It belongs in the Super Bowel of weekly highlights.

I like butts, though. I think the “Ass Team of the Week” should be a crowning achievement.

There was a lot of butt imagery in this post.

Getting real tired of y’all just not crowning the Assiness of my beloved Buffalo Bills, who managed to be Ass even in victory.

So someone who Gizmodo/Jezebel/etc has ridiculed terribly over the years is now celebrated simply because she’s an open Democrat? God, this website sucks.

Best part is the threat to show up at the pahk with the original bannah if the red sox try to use a “duplicate” of their own banner.

“We’re working too,” Iacuzzi’s pal James Amaral said. “My man had to run across three lanes of traffic.”

YES! My husband understands the tweezers hierarchy as:
1. The GOOD tweezers. MY tweezers. They were hand milled in England and were designed to put together dollhouse miniatures. I won’t even tell him where they are.
2. The back-up good tweezers that have been lost for 6 months but I still hold out hope they can be…

As always, Douglas Adams knew best:

I’m surprised he never realized it’s the same as his wife borrowing his razor to shave her legs, and him going from “brand new razor, only used once” to “holy hell this rips my face apart” without enjoying anything in between.

Yeah, I read that and I was like, “Drew, haven’t you been married for like, a while? WTF man. Don’t touch your wife’s grooming stuff man.”

• Sam Bradford completed 17 passes for a grand total of 90 yards.

Ok. If I wasn’t sold on this before, that transition from “Her” to “A Hero” got the job done. Marvel has made me fistpump again. And as a sidenote, with this single trailer, I think BlockBuster is ready to make a comeback.

SCREAMING LOUDLY! 

It can’t be anything except Oregon can it? None of the other “whitest” states made it literally fucking illegal for black people to live there. I know it’s now part of the “progressive” north west club, but that kind of whiteness persists for generations.

Trevor Noah once joked that Oregon’s minority population is dictated by whether the Blazers are home or away. It’s pretty much true. Though we do have a pretty strong Asian population in Portland.

Scrolled immediately down for Oregon.