Please please pleaseeeee let Jon Favreau’s live-action series be based on Michael Stackpole’s “X-Wing” series. Those were bloody brilliant.

A stitch in time will keep the doctor away.

I heard a rumor that the vendors were running low on Bud Light, so McDougle was actually helping them out by making more.

Meanwhile, in Australia...

This is fucking glorious.

“When you can’t run, you crawl. And when you can’t crawl, when you can’t do that, you find someone else to carry you.”— Firefly

I don’t understand why Trump would get so pissed. He was always such a whiz at this stuff.

Any gunshots heard in Chicago tonight will be the happiest gunshots heard in the city in 108 years.

The images are blurry because it’s hard to get good image quality when they’re from a tale as old as time.

If you’re using that phrase to describe Congress, it’s an oxymoron.

“Monster Dongs”... Not coincidentally, the name of a baseball-themed gay porn film.

There should be a men’s fragrance named in his honor, called “Sex Tortise”. It’s going to fly off the shelves!

Also: Hugh Johnson

Dick Johnson?

See, kids, this is why meth is bad.

An endless loop of clips from “Babe”, “Charlotte’s Web”, and prett much every movie with pigs in it. Those Daeshbags will want to gouge their retinas out, another plus.