A stitch in time will keep the doctor away.

I heard a rumor that the vendors were running low on Bud Light, so McDougle was actually helping them out by making more.

Meanwhile, in Australia...

This is fucking glorious.

I don’t understand why Trump would get so pissed. He was always such a whiz at this stuff.

Any gunshots heard in Chicago tonight will be the happiest gunshots heard in the city in 108 years.

“Monster Dongs”... Not coincidentally, the name of a baseball-themed gay porn film.

See, kids, this is why meth is bad.

Business in front, party in the way, way, way, back.

That takes a lot of balls to pull off that move in front of an audience.

Is this where the inspiration for Cloud’s hair came from?

I bet the guy must have been the butt of everyone’s jokes in high school. I’m glad he didn’t bring up the rear in the Big 10 rankings— I like big Butts and I cannot lie. This just proves that talented guys always get it in the end.

I have a feeling that the paralegals who had to look up porn sites while doing the research for this memo were the most envied in the firm.

“Vegan ice cream"?!?!?!? Didn't know that was a gay porn thing. No judgment on the whole gay thing (I'm a firmly "To each their own" type of person), but I'm never eating Soy Dream again.

You stay classy, Toronto...

Ironically, the QB had a thing for tight ends...

“College Football Anal Sin” will be followed by a showing of “Awful Rugby Gang Bang” at 2:30, brought to you by the Bad Japanese Porn Network.

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