I have been to Disneyland once and it was the worst experience of my life. My kids were 3 and 5 at the time and we took a stroller. My wife’s family that we went with are Disney Nazis that had a crazy itinerary for each day and plan and other bullshit. We walked 14 miles one day. It was like Bataan. If we didn’t have…

I’M AN ENORMOUS FUCKING ASSHOLE, SO I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS MATTERS! NO ONE WAITED FOR ME TO COME OUT AS STRAIGHT. Save it assholes, I said it for you.

Don’t you mean TEXTGHAZI?

Les Misérables

“Become a soccer physio,” they said. “It’s an easy job,” they said. “You’ll never have to coat a player’s ass in cold spray in a stadium full of people,” they said.

Welcome to Whiterun
such a perfect town
Here we have some rules let us lay them down
Don’t make waves
Stay in line
and we’ll get on just fine

Wow, this is going to piss off the Republican candidates just in time for the debate - something black that likes ACORNs.

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

I gave this comment a star only due to your impressive dedication to being an enormous butthole. As a butthole myself, I tip my cap to you, sir.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or get knocked out by Ronda Rousey in 5 seconds?

This is the source of all evil in the world. 500 Days of Kristin is the reason the terrorists hate us

Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

The pulchritude of that face must get on his nerves. It’s like he walked out of a Raphael painting—he’s just beautiful.

Prank idea: Stick a neutron star to the bottom of your friend’s bathroom scale.

THIS is my problem.

Jim Webb has a really strong military background, and seems to *mostly* be an okay candidate on paper. Problems: in the 70’s he wrote a paper or an article on why women shouldn’t be allowed to serve in combat (boooooo), he’s pretty old (an understandable concern), and he has a much younger Asian wife (good for them,…

Erin:

The main card was solid bottom to top. The brawl betweem Lawler and MacDonald was brutal, the type to take years off of both men’s life, not unlike Ali’s matches with Frazier. I do feel like in the exuberance of the moment there is some revisionist history going on, with people thinking that Aldo isn’t dominate or was…