That's uncanny. Every year I get a chill of panic as I see my class roster and I play the "what gender is this? How many Averys and Taylors will I have?" game. I've had an Addison a year for the last three years.

well.... she did give a shoutout to her butt...

The fact that she didn't list a Kardashian or Taylor Swift means you've done your job as a father

11.Left talents in South Beach. Finding decent movers in Miami is a bitch.

God, I'm so goddam sick of these shameless, self-glorifying prostitutes, smiling as they drape themselves in whorish iniquity, posing and preening like they aren't way past their sell-by date. But hey, at least one of their freshmen got to take photographs with a porn actress.

Things got awkward when talking about their favorite position, as they both answered "receiver".

Thankfully, Brent is used to three-and-outs

Ben: I refuse to sit next to you as you continue to make a mockery of our heritage.

Half of the Bengals fan base is in Kentucky, so they're equally as confused about why kissing their sister is deemed a bad thing.

Hey damn it! This is football, not fútbol. Somebody ha to win, or the terrorist do.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

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Let this be a lesson to you, would-be hecklers. Telling the team that you want a pitcher and not a belly itcher is letting them know exactly how to ruin your day.

He went to today's game at Dodger Stadium with just enough clothing to keep him clear of the law, cracked open two Dos Equis tall boys, munched on a hot dog, and soaked up some rays.

As a 20s/30s KC resident here are some simple equivalent sports experiences so outsiders might relate:

"Saluting The Motherland"

That has got to be the most desperate hide-the-boner-hunch-maneuver in the history of awkward boners. My 13 year old self getting the aggression boner in middle school gym shorts doing pull ups finds that embarrassing.