Poor kid is so terrified he's been reduced to sitting on his own stool.

You win the internet!

Stop feeding the Kardashians.

Not sure whether I'm curious about or frightened by what the fan-fiction associated with this (that surely must exist) is like.

When I was younger, my neighbor used to let me and my friends play in his pool and make dunk videos like this all summer long, until he just decided out of the blue one day that it wasn't "safe" anymore. What a dick, right? You were the worst neighbor ever, Tommy Lee.

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie.

A Guy With Two First Names bar held a similar party. Not as much media coverage. Go figure.

Free Speech Night is off to a rousing start.

Because 'Murrica. Need to keep our breakfast as un-furrin' as possible.

This is racist

I love your writing but since you hate on one of my favorite shows I'll just point out that all the music you put in your funbag is terrible. So we're even.

Suggested syndication re-titles:

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

Best twitter account out there. I laugh every time.

I have a serious question. What is the deal with dudes and pooping, like why is it so difficult for them? Why does it take them so long to do it? In an episode of Louie he says he is always 48 hours away from diarrhea. WTF? In tv and movies when a man goes to take a poop it is always portrayed as this intense…

Your mom is just one big college blob.

Hey gurl, if you wanna hang out...

I can only name like six. I feel like Sarah Palin taking a geography quiz.