Everyone guessing Greg because of his coughing fits is ignoring the wording of the couple in the flash-forward scene - someone was “killed”. That’s not how I would describe someone who naturally succoumbed to some illness. Also, I don’t think it would be such widespread news that people off the island would’ve heard…

I also think it’s weird that we never saw the staff member who gave birth again…

I could totally buy Olivia as that friend who insists you have an allergy or celiac every time you don’t like a thing or have a stomach ache.

There is no way Bantr has enough capital to sponsor even a Championship-level team. Keeley must be a marketing genius.

Watch Paula have a severe allergic reaction

Right--their courtship was quick.  And from all we’ve heard the run up to the wedding was intense with the mother planning it within an inch--I could see how in the whirlwind, even a rational person could just get so wrapped up and go for the ride.  On the honeymoon that pressure now is gone, and she finally gets a…

Sassy said Ted was very eager to please so I think she can find things for him to do to limit the chat time! :) 

To be clear, my initial post is not meant to be perfectly serious—obvious if it’s Greg in the coffin that would be... disappointing (a character we barely know, introduced in the back half of the series?)

And I also have to admit to sorta “cheating”. In the end credits preview they had another brief clip of Greg…

I think it might be Mike White being a clever writer: the cough IS just a sincere/innocuous coughing fit that old dudes get all the time, but Tanya’s insecurities made her think he’s faking it to avoid her, and we the viewers up to this point have seen Tanya’s world through the filter of her insecurities - which made…

Wait you thought the cough was real? I 100% thought it was fake. Once he’s off camera and walking towards the hotel room door...no more coughing. I thought he was trying to find a passive way to get out the door after a one night stand.

Maybe we’ll discover that Bantr is the vanity project of a fabulously wealthy idiot and Keeley is able to convince them that sponsoring a struggling football team is the perfect way to get the company’s name out there?

Someone on Twitter suggested that she might had been going through a crisis of confidence when she met Shane. And maybe he gave her some validation at first which swept her off her feet.

Has anyone thought to investigate the size of this woman’s feet?

I would’ve never have guessed Tarantino had mommy issues...said no one, ever.

Took “left him holding the bag” to a whole new level.

He also has been at the very beginning of that book since the show started. Like he hasn’t made any progress. I’m not sure if that was a deliberate choice or not but I find it funny.

But I think the point The White Lotus is trying to make is that these employees, Belinda and Armond both, are beaten down by the day-in, day-out frustrations of dealing with guests who mostly don’t care about them at all. That’s why Armond rises to Shane’s bait

It may have been too much info, but I love Sassy’s detail that Ted is an unselfish lover and that’s what makes him great, actually ;)

I know it’s cheesy and I know it’s exactly what the scene was supposed to do, but when Jamie asks for the black tape, that really got me. He treated Sam worse than anybody else in the first season.

The fact that none of these people are interacting in any meaningful way with any actual Hawaiians (except possibly Quinn) is one of the most realistic things about the show.