If you change channels on your Xfinity remote by punching in the channel numbers, the screen will admonish you that it’s faster to say it into the remote. Very annoying and frequently wrong. 

Speaking of shows about teenage girls, now I’m mad again that Teenage Bounty Hunters got cancelled.

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Tarantino is also a pretty noted weirdo who uses his movies to do weird feet things and say the n word. Kinda surprised more shit hasn't come out about him

I mean, Tarantino’s a pretty well established shitheel at this point, too, isn’t he? This doesn’t particularly surprise me, given that he defended Roman Polanski, turned a blind eye to Harvey Weinstein, and acted abusively toward women acting in his movies. Tarantino seems 100% like he would be the guy in the car who…

Chrissy Teigen is such a harmless person. There’s no need at all for the vitriol she inspires. I’ve seen no evidence that she’s rubbing her wealth in anyone’s face. She’s just tweeting things about her life that she finds interesting and some of those things are lavish because she happens to be very wealthy. I see…

Dan’s opinion about people staying in the closet confirms my reservations about the It Gets Better Project. The message is a guilt trip disguised as gentle encouragement.

For sure, I’ve felt pretty similar. Like, one day meet a bunch of people on gindr/tinder and the next just hide under a blanket for as long as I can. The isolation of the pandemic didn’t make that easier. So even if the guy was atrocious and manipulative, unless all of his depression talk was a carefully constructed…

I mean, “Why I Live at the P.O.” was Eudora Welty living for petty like all true Southerners, myself included, secretly or not so secretly do.

The whole thing sounds like a rejected Eudora Welty plot.

There was a moment where “Young Randall” laughed and it sounded exactly like present Randall.

And there are reasons that “grown-ass men” might feel the need to stay in the closet. Like, oh, I dunno, living in a place in which coming out could result in anything from harassment to losing a job to losing a home/family to the risk of being a victim of a violent hate crime? Because that shit still happens!

“Dear Orange Con Man..”

It’s very much the bi-phobia you tend to see mostly in the gay community, “you’ll just be with me until...” - I guess straight people feel the same too.

Dude #1 could be bi.

With absolutely anyone else, something like the Daniel Tiger scene would feel completely ridiculous and cheesy. But because it’s Fred Rogers, it’s 100% believable that he’d go out of his way to approach a child who seemed unhappy and coax him into discussing his feelings. And it was definitely the right choice to not…

Yet only one Leon Bridges.

Its real easy to take too much edibles and then spend hours being too high. Ask me how I know.

Yeah, but they’ll happily explain it to you if you ask. Back in the 90's, when I was a teen, somehow the "biological reason" why underage women were so desirable was well known. Can we just start calling these men straight up pedophiles? Don't care how close some are to being legal...

Now you make me want to see Esparza as a crooked, seedy mob lawyer. Basically how Meloni plays Nick Sax as a much more screwed up version of Stabler, this would be Barba just a total sleaze Saul Goodman type. But with way fancier suits of course.