This is like if a new kid transferred to your elementary school and the teacher introduced her as “Brittany” and so for years you called her “Brittany” and then you’re at your high school reunion and she says, “Oh by the way, my name is actually Whitney.”

It really is just completely ridiculous how just cliched Tucker Carlson’s story is. Like if you were sketching a character and you wrote “guy born in SF whose mom leaves to go be a hippy, turns into ultra conservative young man who always wears bow ties and ends up the stepson to the heir of a large corporate empire.…

RMG is the Target to Olive Garden’s Walmart. RMG’s bread is the shit.

The new series will follow Parker’s Carrie, Kristin Davis’ Charlotte, and Cynthia Nixon’s Miranda “as they navigate the journey from the complicated reality of life and friendship in their 30s to the even more complicated reality of life and friendship in their 50s,” reads a press release sent to The A.V. Club.

O'Reilly. 

I still don’t get the gall of Hannity and Tucker Carlson trying to paint themselves as the champions of the everyman, because Cooper’s mom was a Vanderbilt. Carlson is heir to the Swanson frozen food empire, which basically makes him the Vanderbilt of the Florida panhandle.

“Olive Garden: When You’re Here, You Better Not be an Illegal Alien with a Family.”

I hate AVClub’s misleading clickbait titles.

Dear Penthouse Forum;

First they came for the violent agitators but I said nothing because I was not a violent agitator.

You could put a period after “insecure” and get a lot more mileage out of that sentence.

Well, clearly SOMEONE grew up in a Romano’s Macaroni Grill family.

He looks just like my cousin Per Reuters.

Those kids are gonna grow up to hate corners.

TBH, I’ll give anything with Vella Lovell in it a try. She may be my favorite Crazy Ex-Girlfriend character.

Well Hawley, who is a “constitutional lawyer” with a JD from Yale Law, is already claiming just that...

Well, he should be easy for the FBI to find then. That tattoo will look great after he develops a fat gut in prison.

Who?  (just kidding, I don’t really care enough about who this MAGAt is to google him)

He was a laughingstock in NYC right up until the first plane hit the tower. I lived here, and lived through it.  If you look at the 9/11 response, a lot of fireman died that day because they couldnt communicate with the police or ESU.  Because shit for brains put the ESU in the trade center, despite everyone telling…

Six hours with a can opener and the nuclear football.