No, see, you do spaghetti with butter and then dump a fuckload of parmesan and pepper on it and get cacio e pepe, a truly delicious meal.

The chicken nuggies and buttered noodles (the “do you have any ranch?” line just killed me) got some big strangled laughs in my household as well. What is it with kids and their obsession with white/brown food? I try to comfort myself by thinking that at least my 5 year old likes almost all fruits and cucumbers and…

I mean, in voiceover work you’re usually not working for 14 hour days and you can do it all from the comfort of your sweats, so if it were me, it’d be voiceover work all the way.

He was doing both.

It seemed that they realized they weren’t exactly human (their fangs grew back overnight, but Jan is working on it!), so I can see them understanding that they have to subsist on blood until Jan comes up with just the right formula.  There’s a lot of that kind of behavior (not the blood-sucking, but rather the “well,…

Maybe we have Colin Robinson to blame for English’s slow descent into a hellscape* - first he started deliberately confusing there, their and they’re to drain people’s energy, then he went for the Oxford comma, and now he’s coming for apostrophes.

Sorry, for this Old, Cree Summer is best known for A Different World, and when she came on screen, I yelped “FREDDIE!!!” so loud that I scared my dog.

While I would say that this is the least country-sounding of all of her albums (Golden Hour wasn’t too country sounding either but it had, like, a disco-twang?), I would still classify Kacey herself as a country artist.

I keep making this same argument to my (not American) spouse. Look, maybe KFC is the Lord’s Chicken in other countries, but here it’s not something I’m touching with a ten foot pole.

Excuse moi, but in no universe does Catherine O’Hara look like she’s old enough to be going through menopause in that movie, let alone having gone through it 9 years ago.

To be fair, only the parents were in First; they schlepped all the rest of the family in Coach where they belong.

It’d be a good little Millenial/Gen Z nod that the house doesn’t have a landline and that the parents don’t have any of their neighbors’ numbers or even know their names.

Can confirm: nope!

Karen has some great moments to shine in season 2.

If middle school had been filled with these characters, it wouldn’t have sucked so bad.

One of the funniest ongoing jokes (for me) in this series is just how often Guillermo turns down the chance to be made into a vampire by literally anyone other than Nandor. It seems to be his fondest wish (or so he says) and yet I can think of like five times he’s eschewed being turned. Hell, Lazlo would do it if…

Gizmo and Nate from Ted Lasso have been comparing notes this season, I think.

The actor was dying his hair to cover his greys last season, but this season they let his grey hair show and then started adding to it. It’s supposed to be mimicking the look of Jose Mourinho, a very famous football manager.

Rupert hired Nate to fuck with Ted. He bought a London team to fuck with Rebecca, but he hired Nate to fuck with Ted.

Nate is almost every single guy I was friends with in college, only to find out their real personality after I turned down their romantic overtures.