I would have had a lot more sex in my young, lithe, early 20s body than I actually had.

A thing that has bothered me about Mr Mayor is that it doesn’t seem like Michaela, Tommy or Jayden’s jobs are really fleshed out or believable. Like . . . the speech writer isn’t reading a 400 page budget, someone in the communications department is and then preparing talking points.

I really appreciate the weirdness if only because as a crime show, it’s kind of meh.  But damn, I’ll be really sad if this is the last we see of Merilee Legarski.  I want her free on her own recognizance and joining the team of Dewell and Hoyt as a  . . . well, I’m not sure what skill she’d bring to the agency, unless…

Not only that, but Jenny didn’t pause for the literal five seconds it would take to lift the body’s head and establish that this was, indeed, the child she sought and not, as it turns out, the frozen corpse of Ronald’s mother (who became ridiculously small just in time for her to front as a child’s body).

I laughed out loud when they said they’ve stopped all the black Teslas in the state.  All . . . four of them?  (though I suppose all the celebs who have bought ranches might have them)  Also why is a priest going around driving a luxury electric vehicle?  

My husband and I would be the perfect HH couple, because while we love each other very much and agree on pretty much everything that’s actually important in life, we have absolutely astronomically different taste when it comes to aesthetics.  i.e. I have taste; he has none but seems to think he does.

Every time I see a kitchen with a stone backsplash like that, I think “you don’t cook, do you?”  At least with ceramic tile you can spray that shit down, but how the hell do you get tomato sauce and grease out of stone like that?

It’s exactly why I never go Zillow Shopping for 250K houses. That shit is boring. I want to see how super rich people are living and then make myself feel better because I have better taste than them.

I said on twitter, “he finally got his revenge!”  I do respect a long con and a good grudge.

I’ve really been looking forward to this since it was announced, since Annie Murphy is a goddamn delight and a vastly underrated actress (yes, even with an Emmy to her name), but this looks even better than I thought it would be.  I’ve really been in the mood for something darkly funny, and this looks like it!  

Yes. Granted I think I’m predisposed towards Ben and Erin because they’re from Mississippi and watching Home Town feels like an hour long phone call with my family back home. But their show feels very Mississippi in a good way (there are plenty of bad ways) - the contractors and subs aren’t caricatures (Mike’s teeth…

NGL, he shifted me a half point up.

Agnes and Herb, at least, seem to understand that Wanda is in control of the town, even when they’re in character. But that doesn’t necessarily mean that they aren’t also trapped like poor Norm or the lady perpetually hanging Halloween decorations on a loop. There could be something about them that makes them aware…

Amber Benson, in actual life, is maaaaaybe 115 pounds soaking wet.  She is a thin woman.

Yeah, I always wonder about boycotting artists because in almost all instances, you aren’t boycotting just that artist - you’re inadvertently boycotting all the people that were also involved in their work. R Kelly sucks a big one but his engineers and producers and session musicians probably* don’t. Phil Spector is a…

Actually, you’ll notice most of Joss’s former employees, most notably the dudes, aren’t standing with Charisma at all.  SMG at least said something.  (And considering how often Joss branded her as “difficult” at the end of Buffy’s run and basically kept her from working again, I’d imagine her tepid response is due to…

Is this a joke? Of course people can do that. You think the CEO of Nike is out there really invested in racial justice? Of course he isn’t, but he knows how to read a room.

Ha ha, I know exactly who you mean as well.

I was a big fan of Buffy back in the day and have friends-of-friends who were part of that cast and crew.  As things tend to happen when we drink (back when you could get together to drink with people), we’d get to gossiping about shit that went down on set, and let me tell you - Charisma’s story is but one of many…

It’ll be a good story for when they’re grown up enough to date.