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Except Olynyk isn’t actually that much dirtier than a standard NBA 7-footer. He just happens to be exponentially clumsier than a standard NBA 7-footer.

While Simmons (and I say this as a Boston sports fan) is undoubtedly full of shit, it’s a bit disingenuous to ignore the fact that the NBA reporting community at large has treated Boston’s seed as a matter of trivia and treated Cleveland as the de facto 1 seed. And there were no shortage of pre-game 1 takes saying

Whoever gave Der Spiegel the documents could be vulnerable to legal action, but DS will never give up their source. DS is fine as long as they did not themselves commit any crimes in obtaining the documents.

Math, please. Ossoff took 48%. which is just about enough to win a 1-on-1 race. I’m not saying that the runoff will necessarily go that way, especially with more GOP attention and money, but calling it already is definitely a bit premature.

This is the comment I’ve been looking forward to since I first saw this story.

The only redeeming quality of that decision was that we got a Jimmy Cliff song out of it.

Also, c’mon Wrighty, you know you would have done the same thing if Adams and Bould wouldn’t have actually dismembered you for it.

Presumably he meant Grandma’s will. One would assume that Grandpa left her everything.

I don’t think McGregor needs to be told that I’m pretty sure the reason he hammed it up so much in the prequels is because he was the only one who realized just how campy they were.

It absolutely is. But goddamn if it isn’t my kind of stupid.

How does this idea only have 2 stars?

Hot Take: complete moving screen by JR Smith there.

The problem is that he just phoned it in. Guillermo del Toro was originally supposed to direct, but then Pacific Rim got greenlighted. Jackson was forced to step in and direct and he just really wasn’t down for a trilogy completely taking over his life for years on end again. Can’t say I blame him.

Are we really not going to talk about the fact that, even with what was clearly an exceedingly well-planned endeavor, they didn’t get a fucking GoPro for that?

Most of these are indeed terrible. But goddamn is Marlon Fossey a great name.

You joke, but In FM 16 Moyes won Barca the treble, thoroughly mauling my Arsenal side in the Round of 16.

The difference is that “Liverpool” is the primary collective term of reference for the group of players that make the team rather than “Miami” which refers to the city specifically in reference to the team it hosts.

I think we may see it a bit more going forward, but used more sparingly than here, where Italy used it for most of the match. It’ll probably work better to use intermittently when the opposition is having success getting the ball out to the backs and making gains that way, thereby making them think twice before doing

I desperately need context for this gif.

In fairness, at the very least it probably would have been bad in coherent ways, which would still be a marked improvement.