So the Pats are picking him up for next to nothing, right?

So that was definitely Clint Eastwood, right?

I think that the distinction that’s being made here is that people like pewdiepie don’t contextualize their “jokes” in the way that someone like Mel Brooks does. There’s a pretty clear difference between having characters that say horribly racist shit in Blazing Saddles as part of a plot about a black man struggling…

You are aware that HDM is basically an AU fic of Paradise Lost, right?

Hey there, Robin. What you did there... I see it. #bringontheaster

Dwarf barbarian named Tevye, because I like making fun of the fact that Tolkien specifically designed dwarves with Jewish stereotypes.

I literally heard that same joke, except with the Bears as the punchline, from a homeless man in Chicago...

I’ll say it. Hillary looks like Krennic from Rogue one in the best possible way.

I was referring to the Dubs (although even though Russ definitely deserved a spot over Steph, it’s still a little difficult to be super-angry about Stephen Curry starting an ASG) and the Cavs (who have every fan that was a Heat fan 3 years ago).

Take away all of the fans’ votes next year. Russ is averaging a triple-double and Isaiah is putting up AI numbers, but they get snubbed because the two biggest bandwagon teams in the league also happen to have point guards.

As someone born and raised in Peabody, I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard the correct pronunciation (PEE-buh-dee) from anyone outside of the North Shore.

“How do you know I’m not reading black poetry?”

When I want to explain to non-soccer people just how good Messi is, I show them this and say “That dude on the floor is Top 5 in the world at his position. The goalie that just got embarrassed is Top 5 all-time at his.”

Your last paragraph literally just described Iceland... So that already happened.

As a Patriots fan...

I’d argue that Scal-love has less to do with the fact that he’s white and more to do with the fact that he’s white AND objectively bad at basketball (for an NBA player).

Or because Floyd Mayweather is a genuinely horrible person?

No, you voted that way because you know that you’ll be fine with Trump as president. Some of us don’t have that luxury.

The reason that Obama and Clinton didn’t make underprivileged rural whites a priority was that they were never going to vote for a black or female president anyway.

America survived. Lots of Americans didn’t. The Civil War was only as bad as it was because of Buchanan. Johnson’s epic Reconstruction fuckup still hasn’t been fixed. If you think that everyone is going to get out of this alive, you haven’t been paying attention.