Honestly, I shudder to think what Lauren must have to put up with from these assholes.

While he was a garbage human and also low-key was a little bit at fault for the Great Depression, 13 is actually one of the more conservative estimates on how many duels Jackson was in. Some have it in triple digits. One time, he just let a dude shoot him once first so he’d have as much time as he wanted to aim.

Fun fact: characters don’t need a reason to be queer.

Way to prove you’re not racist, Garcia, by proceeding to refer to you wife by a straight up ethnic slur.

Sea salt is great (probably a little better than kosher salt) but it’s a lot more expensive.

NTC’s have fallen out of favor for one reason or another. Melo and Dirk are the only players in the league who have them right now.

PEDANTRY ALERT

I thought there was at least a little Conroy in there somewhere.

Damn straight

I honestly can’t fucking believe that Marcelo Bielsa was an actual option and they chose Bruce fucking Arena.

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a Kevin Garnett joke.

Probably because if mass murder was their particular brand of edgelord, they’d be Frank Miller fans instead of Moore.

That’s really more of a sequel with intermittent flashbacks.

Chili’s a hitting coach in Boston now, further contributing to a team with great names: Chili, Mookie, Xander, Hanley

Spygate happened two or three years later.

American dwarves was such a great decision.

Salt Lake has its shit together. A few years ago, they also just straight-up provided free housing for homeless people. Not only are homeless people stay homeless for less time, but it actually saved the city money.

Yes. It’s called Injustice.

Well his speechwriter is getting poached by a presidential candidate soon.

They don’t ignore it at all. Harley and Dinah are BFF’s. Her and Ollie aren’t, because its the alt-Earth Ollie the Fate brought Dinah to at the end of Year 2.