Honestly, I shudder to think what Lauren must have to put up with from these assholes.

While he was a garbage human and also low-key was a little bit at fault for the Great Depression, 13 is actually one of the more conservative estimates on how many duels Jackson was in. Some have it in triple digits. One time, he just let a dude shoot him once first so he’d have as much time as he wanted to aim.

Fun fact: characters don’t need a reason to be queer.

Way to prove you’re not racist, Garcia, by proceeding to refer to you wife by a straight up ethnic slur.

Sea salt is great (probably a little better than kosher salt) but it’s a lot more expensive.

NTC’s have fallen out of favor for one reason or another. Melo and Dirk are the only players in the league who have them right now.

PEDANTRY ALERT

Damn straight

I honestly can’t fucking believe that Marcelo Bielsa was an actual option and they chose Bruce fucking Arena.

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a Kevin Garnett joke.

Probably because if mass murder was their particular brand of edgelord, they’d be Frank Miller fans instead of Moore.

Chili’s a hitting coach in Boston now, further contributing to a team with great names: Chili, Mookie, Xander, Hanley

Spygate happened two or three years later.

American dwarves was such a great decision.

Salt Lake has its shit together. A few years ago, they also just straight-up provided free housing for homeless people. Not only are homeless people stay homeless for less time, but it actually saved the city money.

Well his speechwriter is getting poached by a presidential candidate soon.

Except Olynyk isn’t actually that much dirtier than a standard NBA 7-footer. He just happens to be exponentially clumsier than a standard NBA 7-footer.

While Simmons (and I say this as a Boston sports fan) is undoubtedly full of shit, it’s a bit disingenuous to ignore the fact that the NBA reporting community at large has treated Boston’s seed as a matter of trivia and treated Cleveland as the de facto 1 seed. And there were no shortage of pre-game 1 takes saying…

Whoever gave Der Spiegel the documents could be vulnerable to legal action, but DS will never give up their source. DS is fine as long as they did not themselves commit any crimes in obtaining the documents.

Math, please. Ossoff took 48%. which is just about enough to win a 1-on-1 race. I’m not saying that the runoff will necessarily go that way, especially with more GOP attention and money, but calling it already is definitely a bit premature.