That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

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Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Without being on the field and talking to him, no one knows if he was aiming for the upright or not.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

I believe in the theory he’s actually really lonely and doesn’t want any of his sons in the NBA, he wants them to stay at home forever.

Lol. He is a stud. To later be played in the movies by Matt Damon.

Oh hey, a comment that wasn’t mansplaining the article back to the audience or just saying “you’re wrong” before making a flimsy argument that, actually, doesn’t disprove anything. Thank you.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

Woods underwent an anterior lumbar interbody fusion

As you age, tastes change. I for one have found I no longer like Honey Nut Cheerios either.

AirBVB

Every time a ball is crushed to that part of the park, Brad Lidge loses a little bit more of his soul.

Yea, Rollins was great. But he can never compare to the stream of Triple A players subbing in for injury prone Chase Utley.

Not gritty enough for you? Lack of leadership ability, maybe?

Because it’s pretty fucking stupid.

Oooh make it like a ‘team draft’. I’d watch 60 college kids pass on the Bucks, all as their GM sweats it out in the green room.

Where RBIs are rabbis, not ribbies.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.