Please let this not settle so we get discovery.

Glad that’s settled. Now I can go back to trying to program the VCR. It’s Matlock Marathon Wednesday.

“The course looks good. My swing feels good. I like my chances”

That’s true for me, too, but it’s usually when I decide it’s a good day for Second Breakfast.

Nah you’re a twat. There is a difference between rounding up people to nuke them and quietly disagreeing with their lifestyle. For instance, I’m not a huge fan of “crusty’s” (http://thevillager.com/2013/03/28/a-crusty-proposal-crack-down-on-voluntary-homeless/) or their lifestyle. But I don’t think we should kill them…

I remember as a kid back in the 80s —- the 1980s, not the 1880s, that the game seemed to inherently count (and there was actual animosity/competition between the AL and NL) because there was no interleague stuff. Not to criticize those vital September Tampa Bay vs. Colorado match-ups, but a lesson on unintended…

Good. Fuck you, Penn State. Joe knew, since 1976, and he turned his back on the most vulnerable among us. And you blue-and-white shitheads, the Scientologists of college football fans, want a statue brought back to honor this cowardly monster.

I have great mammaries of Emmitt. He was a bacon of light.

I split Pats season tickets with some friends and was at the Seattle game. A few thoughts:

Microwave popcorn!? The on-air talent of Foodspin doesn’t cook that shit on the stove, like a real man?

Seriously. That’s Madness.

He should call for a bounty on whateverthefuck animal is on his head.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

Dave Matthews Band usually waits until they’re onstage to shower crowds in unfathomable amounts of shit.

When they fill the infield with water?

I have an exception to your rules on standing in a game. I was at a White Sox game a few years ago and a group from Misericordia sang the National Anthem. For those of you who don’t know what Misericordia is, it’s a home for people with mental disabilities, mostly downs syndrome. Well, we have season tickets, for…

1,000 Penn State alums just reflexively wrote an angry letter in support of JoePa.

“Celebrate Hard.” - a message from Cialis

The Teach for America guy in Birmingham moved back to San Fran for grad school, so there’s no one in Alabama to correct the exams anymore.

For myself, I find that if I have one or two drinks, I am quite capable of enjoying myself and the company around me, and I go home and have a decent sleep and am able to enjoy my next day. I would be totally fine in that regard after 3 or maybe even 4 drinks, but I know myself well enough to know that 3 or 4 never…