I think most GMs buy into, “Will this guy help me keep my job?”

Mike stoops can eat a bag of dicks. “Quitting on your teammates is hard to take, as a coach.” I’m sure the University of Oklahoma would show undying commitment to Walker if he had a career-ending injury.

Is it ok to have a strong rooting interest in two MLB teams, one from the American League and one from the National? I’m a Seattleite (fucking Mariners) who moved to the Bay Area 15 years ago (Giants and their bullpen full of arsonists). Can I do this? Or do I need to forsake one and claim the other as my one true…

Fool. Better got nothin to do with it. It’s the postseason.

Fuck yeah.

Practice round wagers.

So good. +1 Puerto Rican Jew.

Olbermann is by all accounts an impossible human being.

I’m still trying to figure out how anyone can be a fan of Penn State after the coaching staff and administration protected kidfuckers for years.

Goddammit Barry, I seem to have something in my eyes. Or it’s dusty in here. Or my allergies are acting up.

And the one they won in 2006 was a fucking gift from the NFL.

Ya got yer Floridas mixed up there, buddy. Barry is currently in the employ of legendary turd-fondler Jeffrey Loria.

The lights. Always the fucking lights. They never get turned off.

Counterpoint: I’m a lawn-mowin’, commutin’, t-shirt and cargo-short wearin’, almost 50-somethin’, not-exactly-Adonis, suburban dad.

My wife is on occasional drinker.

I love this Beavis and Butthead bit even more than I love that song.

I live near the Santa Cruz mountains, which are lousy with wild boar.

Ashamed that I didn’t think of this one, considering half of my mom’s family are Poles.

Enough. Go east. That’s where they thrive. With the meth.

Well, yeah, but how many fucking shades of yellow are there, really? Like, 2 and a half? Yellow is yellow, mostly.