I love it when the computer beats a defender I’m not controlling down the court for an easy open bucket. Like, WTF computer defender? Where you bitching to the ref? Get back for chrissakes!

Going to have to be That Guy and note those aren’t Bill Russell stats. Bill Russell did not average 20 pts a game once in his career.

MAKE THEM ALL WEAR ROLLERBLADES AND GIVE THEM LONG POLES WITH HOOKS ON THE END FOR SOME REASON!!

As you up the difficulty in the NBA2K games, it actually begins to dumb down your teammates until they are useless knobs. You wind up having to almost carry the whole load of the team on yourself to compete. “50 points, 16 rebounds, five assists, seven steals, and four blocks” is exactly the kind of scoreline I get…

Yes and we could have just won WW2 by dropping troops right into Berlin and Tokyo instead of fighting where the army was. Hell of an idea Sir.

Apparently majoring in business finance, not graphic design. Phew.

London Calling.

(watches Michelle wistfully) Note to Democrats: recruit somebody people are excited for next time and you won’t be within the margin of error to a human compost heap and a coin flip on regaining control of the Senate, which should have been easy.

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

When my longing for a deeper sense of human connection and humanity becomes almost too much to bear, I barricade myself in a Starbucks and consume each and every Unity Cup I can before the police can take me away. Thousands and thousands of faces connected by one single line are slowly digesting in my engorged…

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.

Much like the coolest Simpsons character, Comic Book Guy. Coolest. Character. Ever.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

+ 1 TULIP

That’s because when Jesus was looking for the steal sign, he got crossed up.

There’s a differnce between liking something and learning from it.

You sound like you like being upset about being upset.

Big Bang Theory Think Piece: Is saying science terminology over a laugh track convincing dumb Americans that they are actually smart?

The Prestige TV Show Hot Take Economy is extremely bad and dumb, but so is arguing that the way that we talk about and depict our world in fiction is irrelevant and not worth talking about in general. Granted that many people do it in a way that is stupid and wearying - that doesn’t invalidate the broader principle…