It’s the new meta.

“It’s easy to see that Curt Schilling is a dumbass so dumbassed that he doesn’t realise he’s a dumbass st all.”

How does your wife let you out of the house, Drew?! Is that shirt a Smedium?

For a second I thought you meant James Dolan. He probably takes a joke worse than Trump.

As commenter points out, the public transport ride is done so he can drive his corvette on weekend with slightly less complain on him driving gas guzzler.

I’m lefter than the leftist lefty, so I’m less than thrilled about having a socially liberal female Mitt Romney in office. All things considered though, its worth it just to watch the knuckle-draggers eat themselves.

Did you just type “J-” and then came to Jalop when you were trying to troll Jezebel?

Not with that kind of attitude.

“When I think about you I cut myself!”

courses extended

If the NFL doesn’t want teams posting instant highlights then maybe they should stop putting the Browns on their schedules.

Title NEIN

He also wants a law to be passed that renames vaping as “Reaganing”

Latino Americans *and* Hispanic Americans!

His problem is that he only knows three songs, and he has to do a 90 minute set.

“It’s called EXTREME PETTING.”--Donald J. Trump

“No, I didn’t say that. Fucking Bob Zmuda takes out the mask and fatsuit for one day, ONE DAY, and now I gotta unfuck myself from his nonsense. His writing is low-energy anyway. Uggghhh this joke isn’t funny anymore.”

And every time I see this I’m going to reply that it is half right. Rose can definitely eat shit (and a bag of diseased dicks) but Ichiro is not the “hit king” and his hits in a minor pro league in Japan don’t count towards being crowned such. It’s just childish thinking through and through.

No he wasn’t.

Oh my god I just pictured a billboard of Trump with mechanical eyebrows that raise up and down that says, “How about a little vote for the Donald”