And then when the CPU is slow to get up the court after a made basket, the ref won’t hand your inbounded the ball in time to take advantage

Get out of my safe space

I agree with the spirit, but when your doing a mock-take, you gotta be precise; an outlet pass is a pass off a rebound, not a pass out of a double team.

I don’t think they even lobotomies your teammates, so much as they boost the opposing players’ stats high enough that they can just nail stupid shots.

Phrasing!

It’s less an appeal to any group, and more a, “Fuck you, anti-Hillary governor from New Jersey”

I think my mom wears those shoes.

Again.

Either you know some tiny fucking people, or you make some shitty greens

Hard to say, but it definitely has convinced them that it’s funny.

WHUUH OOOOOH

C’mon guys, I know it’s fun to play fantasy election and describe how awesomely one of our better players would savage this chump, but the rhetorical device needs to go; he thinks that he’s seen through the democrat lies and that he’s smart enough to get the truth out to the good people of Massachusetts.

Oh, sorry, my bad. I’m the guy who’s been kidnapping right-thinking 15 year olds and forcing them to log in to burner accounts and read Gawker propaganda.

More troubling:

Me17o?

Coochgate just works better.

Uhh... check the donations, tho.

Didn’t he already say ringzzzzzzzxz?

as a non-baseball guy, I’m curious whether there’s much debate. I k ow it’s harder to get into (to?) Cooperstown than into Naismith, but got-damn, it looks like this guy had the best ever postseason by a pitcher, and he’s been part of three title teams.

That’s softer than Gary Neal’s defense.