Sure that’s not Kellyanne Conway?

Unnnnnnnnggghhhh.

Neither joke is good or funny

You can! Just hit yourself in the head with a hammer while yelling 33 days, and you might wake up from your coma just in time

Always stars for, “Sad!”

Soft

The death drive is littered with “Stop” signs, and bombshell actress Margot Robbie is one of them. Last night, SNL cast members acted out the the cherished fantasy of bursting into flames immediately after having watched a sexy-librarian strip tease performed by Robby. Kenyan Thompson, Bobby Moynihan, Alex Moffat,…

Ben, why’d you look so puffy and weird on Any Given Wednesday?

I should be so lucky, my runs are always brown

This ain’t Kitchennette, pal.

The only thing more basic than that coffee shit is the person who compiled it just to mock it

That’s some nice ipsum you’ve got there

Also grossest face.

Trains (Throwing Bricks at)

Toby Keith is a tool, but got-damn this is a gem:

(Scenebreakibg laughter)

So... He gets ‘the shits’ just by not drinking almond milk?

Tried Lactaid?

it doesn't come out of the almond that way.

Why do people care? Who finances these things?