That’s three MVPs:

Chappelle’s special is very good, you should watch it. It’s not the same kind of humor as his early stuff, it’s more in-depth storytelling than punch-down/impression-based jokes. He’s grown up too, evolved as a person and clearly worked really hard on this new style of stand up.

You bailed way too soon. It gained momentum and by the end it was some of his best material honestly.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

He’s got a nice swing though

Hey, she’s just following dad’s business model.

It’s also used, coincidentally enough, as an internet-ese “moment of silence” reply in forums when a poster breaks news of someone’s death.

“And none!”

This is a bullshit and revisionist history. Firstly, German U-boats had attacked American commercial ships in international waters. And Germany’s ally, Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, the worst attack on U.S. soil at that time. There was a clear casus belli. As heroic as it might seem now, we did not enter WWII to…

Was it our fight in WWII when Nazis were slaughtering Jews, Blacks, Gays, Roma, and the Handicap by the millions?

“Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen?” - Cliff Clavin

She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.

What was he in a block of ice for the last 25,000 years? Or living in a bomb shelter since 1962? How could he not know #7 was retired?

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

If the dance is the Mashed Potato, Pablo Sandoval’s in trouble.

Vin Baker had a shots to points ratio too

But those emails...

Agreed. Still funny to me that people don’t understand that high probabilities don’t equate to certainties.

Why? They had the presidential race closer than most and got roasted for it, because you people are fucking stupid.