But still no gold gloves because it’s really important that Brett Gardner get one for playing a reasonably good LF.

Hate the new layout. Please put it back.

Fat or Meth? You have to pick one.

I don’t think that person was talking about an actual town.

“Wow, consecutive alticles about attacks on McGloin.”
-Denver-area high school cheerleader

Man that slip was so Freudian it went on to create a school of psychology

Pffff, I bet they only hired her because she’s really, really good at her job.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

I think I’d go with GoldHammer but then again, I’m no marketing genius—just a simple man with a talent for naming dildos.

I thought you were state of 30 or so, much less an office.

I don’t get the fuss. Middle of the country’s been unenlightened for some time.

He should’ve passed it underhand. Would’ve had more zip to it.

Shades of the great Dwight Freeney.

It’s just hard to find an experienced, talented qb who has won big games in the NFL. I mean, you’re acting like there’s a better option just sitting at home.

Kelsey Grammer Syndrome

For a Jaguars QB, that was a very average pass. And in fairness, it would’ve been a good pass if he’d just thrown it about 10 yards farther. Or if any other person on planet Earth had thrown it. So, given all that, I’d say the Jags have their opening day quarterback.

That man is only 25 years old.

Rally cat, rally cat why are they claiming you?
Rally cat, rally cat it’s not your fault...

And yet just days ago, the cat was attacking another member of the organization for doing his job.