But after last week I thought mediocre white, straight males wouldn’t be replaced anymore. What gives?

This was the longest dinger in Tropicana Field’s history. Period.

An even more forgiving take would be that it would have been a perfect pass if it was thrown 5 yards farther. With the safety coming over the top, a back shoulder throw towards the sideline would have effectively shielded Robinson from what could have been a brutal hit.

Does doing coke mess with your hairline?

The wording in the article is “To his right...” not “to the right of...”.

not bad

+1 eating pieces of shit for breakfast

Listening to Boston sports radio is like watching that kid on your floor freshman year that postures and puts down all the other guys when girls are around because he is too insecure to just fucking be normal.

What percentage of people in the greys that ask questions on these chats ask to be taken out of the greys?

Seriously. While watching the video, I answered very apprehensively ‘RBIs....?’ in my head because that had to be the answer but that still seems like a ridiculous number compared to today.

What are dropped fly balls?

Can I ask you a question? What is your opinion on Lavar Ball? I first heard Dan Le Batard make this argument a few weeks ago - a popular criticism (from probably mostly white people) of families in the hood is the absence of a father figure. Lavar gets a lot of hate, obviously, but he is a guy that is a strong role…

Life was better when I thought Kirby Puckett was a great dude.

To be fair, it’s been a while since Tom Brady played baseball.

THA PATRIOTS AAAAHN’T FROM BAWSTON, KID, THEY AAAHE IN FAWXBOROUGH

I remember the day Iman Shumpert de-committed from Marquette and signed with Georgia Tech. In my delusional, idiotic, trivial college-aged life, that was one of the worst things to happen to me.

And Jim Brown sucks compared to the running backs of today because he just played against slow white people.

Boom.

O shit, is this a burn on Van Gundy or Durant?