Apply with both hands, but in a really weird way that creates almost no rotation.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Shit, I’d rather that was a pack of Marlboros or Pall Malls. I’ve been to too many sports events where there were kids chawin’ and spittin’ into cups, cans, and sometimes between the bleachers. Goddammit, you could still smoke back then (outside football games). I wouldn’t have minded clouds of smoke, but that…

Jerky chew:

Skoal Citrus

I wonder if anyone else has ever carried a dip can in Lululemon pants?

Shredded beef jerky.

Dried milk curds.

Also, that’s a tin in his other pocket, right? I wonder what he chews...

He seems to have just crammed the cordless phone from his office into his front pocket to carry with him.

Being employed at Galileo, it is surprising to find that Papa thinks everything revolves around him.

You don’t know much about basketball, then.

This is where President Trump always comes out ahead on these exchanges (at least in the eyes of the people who vote for him). A person making an attempt at intellectual honesty says something like “there’s no evidence that...”. That’s responsible. It’s very hard to prove 100% that something didn’t happen. So…

swap steph with Isaiah Thomas.

dude, your guys’ embedded video player is just fucking broken. what was wrong with the old one?

Pretty sure people went to the Cavs game hoping to see Lebron & Kyrie play. You know, because those guys are on the Cavs.

Not much dog. What’s up with you?

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

Except that there’s a lot of research that the hot hand fallacy is itself a fallacy. Wikipedia has a summary of some of the research. There’s a question about how strong the effect is — probably it’s not a lot. But it’s there.