Pretty good.

Barry Petchesky recently wrote a column about fantasy football teams where he asked for readers to post who’s on their team but the conversation was closed. The world must know who I drafted and who I think are late round sleepers. Can I post it here?

alyssa bereznak ✔@alyssabereznak

Hoooo-boy.....I did not see that one coming.

Peripherally related:

Oldie but a goodie

What is the acceptable time to leave work before a 3 day weekend when you don’t take any time off? It’s 3pm, right?

I read The Big Short. But to be fair, that was just to be able to watch it in the movie theater and tell people how much better the book is.

nice. reaching back to 8th grade social studies, motherfucker.

Wouldn’t Affleck’s breakout performance be Good Will Hunting? Or even Armageddon?

I like that movie despite Ben Affleck

$1.1B

O, my bad. I thought you were trying to get at something bigger.

So free agents can choose not to sign with them, but draft picks should announce they will not sign a contract if drafted by them?

ooooooo, I like this question. What do you think it tells them?

Ok, they are going to have high attendance regardless so they might as well just play the long game?

That makes sense. I guess if they were really smart they would have started this process sooner. I mean, look at the Cubs. So far it looks like they did their rebuilding right but Epstein got there in 2011. This sort of thing takes a long time to come to fruition and I’m not sure if it’s best to have a terrible team…

What do you think of the buttfor?

“This is more or less by design—Atlanta dumped a bunch of talent so they would be at their worst right before moving into their boondoggle of a new suburban stadium...”

cite your sources.