It’s one my favorite cartoon occurence when they pull items (usually matches) out of their fur pockets. In this case, the ingredients coming out of the paper bag and box. I don't know why I find this amusing. 

I was going to say “un-fucking-believable,” but it’s very believable. I would love to be in the bleacher seats when these sacks of shit experience judgment day (or the non-religious equivalent, if there is such a thing).

Body Odor 

I'm sure they're fine. They've been quarantined for quite some time now. In fact, they might be TOO fine, and pounce while everyone is tangled up in toilet paper. 

I think there's a lot in the current translation that's up for debate.

DAMMIT! I was holding my breath when I read the original comment. I made it all the way here, reading all the replies, and now here you are debunking it. I could've gone longer, but I exhaled in frustration. Here I was, all proud of myself for being virus-free. Jerk.

I hear ya. Be smart, be safe, and be helpful to those that need help. We'll get through this! 

It's so simple! 

Are you a bear? Were you hibernating? 

I agree. The redneck version, for sure. Power couples deserve every bit of comeuppance for overstepping the lines of decency. 

I am on the verge of becoming completely desensitized to what that nitwit says. Eventually, I’ll stop reading transcripts of his ramblings because I already know it’s going to be rancid jibberish, and I don’t want to risk going cross-eyed.

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Dammit! I laughed out loud, and my wife asked me what's so funny. I didn't WANT to explain, but she asked for it. Eventually, she'll learn to let it go when I say "It's nothing, darling."

Settle down tough guy. We're only after your guns.

I came here for this. I'll be leaving satisfied. 

Take off, you hoser!

Dammit! I read this hoping to roll my eyes and HARRUMPH about another dumbass idea from Trumplestilskin because he wrapped everything in gold foil. Instead I got a long-winded (yet informative) lesson in AF-1 decor history, including 8 too many times reading the word “livery.” I feel had.

I am not shocked, but this is shitty nonetheless. 

I hope this isn't the beginning of a Greatest Hits rollout, In Memoriam style.

Appleton, eh.