“Russian Federal Security Service (FSB)“

I saw the headline and thought that they were kicking Pluto out of the Solar System again for straying. This? Change the channel, ffs. They have a couple cool channels devoted to surfing and a miscellaneous "action sports" documentaries that are worth a look.

I'd talk all kindsa shit if Oak was my wingman. 

Everyone that had a mic, including David Stern, denied that he was “suspended for gambling.” MJ said what he said about his desire to play baseball, but I have my suspicions as well. Unless he was gambling on NBA games though, does it matter? 

Good

Will I now be under surveillance if I starred this? Because I just did. Because I hope it comes true.

I agree. A longboard is definitely transportation. 

Cool?

Wat?

I’m going with it’s pronounced Zaiah or Isaiah. The 12 could be interpreted as a lower-case ”h” in appearance - especially to eccentric (weirdo) parents.

I read this thinking that it would be a short, but amusing list. Then I saw the names, and I felt like the construction guy reading the Indians' roster on Major League. Then I realized it included the WHOLE story. My wrist holding my phone went limp, I closed my eyes, and shook my head. So I scrolled (and scrolled and…

...or even just floating in the breeze. 

Are you bored? You have a dumbshit response for every comment. Breitbart is over there. Waaaaay over there. Please go.

Should we respond to all the comments like we're time-travelers?

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I'd kick him for no good reason at all.

I'm pretty sure he was packing a new pack of smokes. He quit a few days ago, but this was too much.

So, does “coyote” have two or three syllables? I'm a 3-syllable pronouncer myself because I've never heard Wile E. Coyote pronounced with two syllables.

I have no problem with this, except that the coyotes might become partially dependent on humans. We have more than enough cats and birds rambling about to not be worried about their places in the circle of life.

Practice? We talkin’ ‘bout PRACTICE???