I'd talk all kindsa shit if Oak was my wingman. 

Everyone that had a mic, including David Stern, denied that he was “suspended for gambling.” MJ said what he said about his desire to play baseball, but I have my suspicions as well. Unless he was gambling on NBA games though, does it matter? 

I’m going with it’s pronounced Zaiah or Isaiah. The 12 could be interpreted as a lower-case ”h” in appearance - especially to eccentric (weirdo) parents.

Should we respond to all the comments like we're time-travelers?

✋ Here

Body Odor 

I agree. The redneck version, for sure. Power couples deserve every bit of comeuppance for overstepping the lines of decency. 

User name checks out 

Take off, you hoser!

Dammit! I read this hoping to roll my eyes and HARRUMPH about another dumbass idea from Trumplestilskin because he wrapped everything in gold foil. Instead I got a long-winded (yet informative) lesson in AF-1 decor history, including 8 too many times reading the word “livery.” I feel had.

I am not shocked, but this is shitty nonetheless. 

I hope this isn't the beginning of a Greatest Hits rollout, In Memoriam style.

Appleton, eh.

This shit turns us into blathering degenerates. I just pulled a nice ball of lint from my bellybutton. Instead of throwing it away, I just flicked it on the floor. Debilitating.

The Human Fund Independence Bowl

...and there's that helpless feeling again. 

Your terms of endearment are, um, impressive! 

Good grief, that is a deep cut!

Is this how Cinco de Mayo started?