WHAT ARE THOSE???

It’s just the right place, right time. No more, no less. They all play similar teams throughout the season.

This is the winning Animal House reference.

Come again? 

Okay, Oedipus. Settle down. 

There should be an unwritten rule against referring to your own Mom’s tits as "tits." How about "feed bags" or "pillows?" Can I get a ruling, Mr. Bumgarner?

This is my biggest fear.

It's mostly flat, FIB

The Memphian??

Nailed it!

I’m going to check in on this post in the morning. This stuff is fabulous, and I look forward to the submissions for bases.

I read it. I didn’t get it. I didn’t Google it. People seemed to like it.

...and it's only Week 1

I can just imagine this poor person typing away, thinking HARD about how to spell that. “Yeah. That looks right. That’s why it’s underlined in red.”

Starred

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Dayum, son! That's some good spite!

9 stars as of 9:23 CST. I’m impressed that there are that many BIG-HEAD Ben fans that can read.

It's like Sputnik! 

Thank you. I was beginning to wonder if I was on drugs when I watched that movie.