Neither one of them is the underrated Astro’s pitcher.

Once they teach better tackling techniques and the chauvinistic/faux-militaristic mentalities are out, football will be good again. However, the NCAA & NFL have their own issues that may never be changed. So...I don't know what to tell you. 

I have a younger brother who routinely kicked my ass in Tecmo Bowl. He plays with his TOES because of a arm/hand issue he’s dealt with since he was one (I’m no slouch at Tecmo, he’s just that good). He inspires me to keep trucking even though shit’s rough. However, if we squared off on an MLB diamond, I would still…

He bought all of Spain. Jesus, dude. What is so hard about reading??

No (English and Spanish)

Any day now, Andre Dawson is going to crawl out of that salad, telling them to keep it down.

I don't buy your comment regarding not seeing a butterfly for four years. Unless your weekend camping trip was your first in four years (doubtful, but whatever), then I call bullshit. Butterflies love being in areas where camping is done. Other than that, good tale.

After each name was read, a bell tolled.

By (Jeff) George! You shouldn't feel stupid.

Can't wait to care.

Especially the Cubs players. 

You nut...

I'm picking up on your sarcasm, Barr bear...

Jesus dude, you're like Puig taking on the Pirates! Give 'er!!!

Right field is for grass-pulling, butterfly-chasing, and napping. Get 'im next time Connor!!

It's the American League. It's not like he lost a pitcher because he pinch-hit for him the previous inning. Maybe his dumb ass shouldn't be playing matchups when down by 50. Trot out your long-relief guy for several innings and take your beatdown. 

YESSSSS!!!!

Good username synergy!

I heard him and Jack White are forming a super group called Jack Gray.

A win for Mumford. Montana is a beautiful state!