howaboutjason
Boring AF
howaboutjason

After each name was read, a bell tolled.

By (Jeff) George! You shouldn't feel stupid.

Can't wait to care.

Especially the Cubs players. 

You nut...

I'm picking up on your sarcasm, Barr bear...

Jesus dude, you're like Puig taking on the Pirates! Give 'er!!!

Right field is for grass-pulling, butterfly-chasing, and napping. Get 'im next time Connor!!

It's the American League. It's not like he lost a pitcher because he pinch-hit for him the previous inning. Maybe his dumb ass shouldn't be playing matchups when down by 50. Trot out your long-relief guy for several innings and take your beatdown. 

YESSSSS!!!!

Good username synergy!

I heard him and Jack White are forming a super group called Jack Gray.

A win for Mumford. Montana is a beautiful state!

I argue fiercely during this common debate for Bob Marley - especially worldwide. 

13 minutes of ejections?? That was fun! I was running out of variations of “Are you fucking kidding me/Are you insane/Fuck that” that I was using in my own voice-over.

Oh shit...he's wearing Eric Davis' number. This could be fun!!

pasty white men and women of Wississippi,”

These super-fit people mystify me. Strong like bull, but can’t utilize it practically. Yeah they can lift stuff, but I’m constantly stepping in for my ripped co-worker because he lacks dexterity or the ability to reason (we're masons). Like good looks and brains, one usually can’t have both.

Fuck that guy. He probably wound up at 3rd because of an error, but claimed it as his triple.

I subscribe to Hulu. I get my local team on the local Fox Sports channel. Thankfully, they’re in the National League. I don’t know how creative people watch the American League at all. Was that really a serious question?