Bricktop put the fix on.

Thankfully, I gave up on drinking.

Yea-uh!

I’m not so sure that this is “irony.” Do you know what IS irony? Flint tap water.

It's not too late to call your parents. 

Patience...patience...

Flagon. Nice touch.

Balmy Take: Autograph collecting is a pathetic hobby.

Even your brief description is painfully beautiful to imagine. Thank you, fellow C & H aficionado.

There was NO need to bring this back up.

I hope he’s only doing the youth football camp for the money. Youth wouldn’t learn anything useful from that nitwit if he was instructing in any way.

Did you and the fearless author of this piece dine together at the Sarcasm Cafe? Did you share a plate of Sarcasm Kabobs and a Sarcasm Fresca?

Exactly. If that jackoff gets off on a technicality, someone in the evidence room better sell that footage. I am certain that I wouldn’t get away with something like this, so he should burn legally or by public humiliation.

Like you. You're a BadOmbre. Bad=Good sometimes. For example, you're "good" at spelling Spanish words.

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It shouldn't be. This sounds like fun. So it's probably against the rules. 

I assume you're saying this to OWN THE LIBTURDS

You seemed to touch a nerve with every horse racing aficionado, Gabe. I appreciate your angle, but what's right is right. Right?

I'll take that as a compliment.

Oy! I’m a mason, and I have good catching hands. I was a recess legend! I hear Jerry Rice caught bricks from his mason Dad working from level to level. We’re always throwing shit from the ground up to the working platform (OSHA can get bent). Maybe you meant “hands made of stone?”