Until the rules change, it is a dumb move to smuggle reefer through an airport. If a person doesn't have the skill to get some wherever they're going, then they don't deserve to be in The Big Rips Club.

Nope

Perhaps it was a play on words, as in "wildlife preserve." Regardless, nobody should care about Case Western Deserve Academy Collij.

You are not crazy (unless you and I are the only mental defectives reading blogs these days). I immediately thought that this bluster was straight out of donny’s playbook too. Therefore, I hope this guy gets divorced while he’s in office before he gets fired.

Excellent job of fact-checking. If this crash-and-burn sends him to the looney bin, I envision him prattling around and muttering “Jones” every April.

He may be a sucker, but I’d rather hang out with him than the bazillionaire owner. The Ozzman has a soul, and he didn’t sell it. I bet he sleeps peacefully. I know I do - because I am a sucker as well.

I didn't want to spend 8 minutes on that, but I'm glad I did. 

Ain’t No Right. I get it (and I dig that track), but what’s your angle?

First time he walk across the 1st base line, he's going to turn into Carl Edwards, Sr.

I hope there was a "no backsies" stipulation in that transaction.

You okay, bud?

Have at it, Mrs./Mr. Back Seat Driver!

+1 Pull

Yeah. My mileage varies with that. 

You. Out.

1 win out of 60 (maybe) - or cross “throw an MLB no-hitter” off his bucket list?

Why can't I stop laughing at this? 

Exactly. Years ago, I stopped making fun of my wife for watching asinine tv shows. I used to be a pompous ass, now I'm just a reserved ass. We’re now much happier in this realm of our life. Different strokes for different folks, eh?

That’s cool n’ all, but...whaaat?

You gave it 20 minutes. Try decaf.