Like you. You're a BadOmbre. Bad=Good sometimes. For example, you're "good" at spelling Spanish words.

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It shouldn't be. This sounds like fun. So it's probably against the rules. 

I assume you're saying this to OWN THE LIBTURDS

You seemed to touch a nerve with every horse racing aficionado, Gabe. I appreciate your angle, but what's right is right. Right?

I'll take that as a compliment.

Oy! I’m a mason, and I have good catching hands. I was a recess legend! I hear Jerry Rice caught bricks from his mason Dad working from level to level. We’re always throwing shit from the ground up to the working platform (OSHA can get bent). Maybe you meant “hands made of stone?”

Until the rules change, it is a dumb move to smuggle reefer through an airport. If a person doesn't have the skill to get some wherever they're going, then they don't deserve to be in The Big Rips Club.

Nope

Perhaps it was a play on words, as in "wildlife preserve." Regardless, nobody should care about Case Western Deserve Academy Collij.

You are not crazy (unless you and I are the only mental defectives reading blogs these days). I immediately thought that this bluster was straight out of donny’s playbook too. Therefore, I hope this guy gets divorced while he’s in office before he gets fired.

Excellent job of fact-checking. If this crash-and-burn sends him to the looney bin, I envision him prattling around and muttering “Jones” every April.

He may be a sucker, but I’d rather hang out with him than the bazillionaire owner. The Ozzman has a soul, and he didn’t sell it. I bet he sleeps peacefully. I know I do - because I am a sucker as well.

I didn't want to spend 8 minutes on that, but I'm glad I did. 

Ain’t No Right. I get it (and I dig that track), but what’s your angle?

First time he walk across the 1st base line, he's going to turn into Carl Edwards, Sr.

I hope there was a "no backsies" stipulation in that transaction.

You okay, bud?

Have at it, Mrs./Mr. Back Seat Driver!

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